What started as a joke turned into the most surreal crypto adventure of my life.
One minute I was trading a meme coin, the next I was invited to dine with a the U.S. president. No, really.
In this blog, I’ll walk you through the full story — from discovering the $TRUMP token, to pulling off a delta neutral strategy, landing a spot at the dinner, and watching Trump fly in by helicopter like it was a Netflix series.
Let’s rewind to how it all began…
The Launch of the $TRUMP Meme Coin
It all started with a tweet. The $TRUMP meme coin suddenly launched, and we were one of the first to post it online. Within the first hour, we shared the link on Twitter, unsure if it was real or just a clever hack.
At first, we thought someone had hijacked Trump’s online presence. But soon enough, it became clear this was no prank. It was real, and the hype exploded.
We did what any degens would do — we traded it.
The Rise and Dip of $TRUMP
The $TRUMP meme coin had a crazy first few days. Volume surged, memes were everywhere, and the community was wild. It was the perfect blend of politics and crypto chaos.
But then came $MELANIA — the meme coin for Trump’s wife. The market didn’t love that. The launch caused confusion, and $TRUMP dipped hard. People weren’t sure what to focus on anymore.
Despite the dip, $TRUMP didn’t fade. It stabilized and found a strong meme base. The price action kept things interesting and kept traders coming back.
The Trump Meme Dinner Announcement
Then came the twist.
An official announcement dropped: top $TRUMP holders would be invited to a private Trump meme dinner with President Trump himself. Suddenly, this wasn’t just another meme coin. This was access to the U.S. president.
At first, we laughed it off. Surely the competition would be too fierce. Whales would fight for those seats, and we didn’t want to get rekt trying to chase a dinner invite.
So, we stayed out. For a while.
The Delta Neutral Play
Nine days before the competition ended, we checked the leaderboard out of curiosity. That’s when we noticed something surprising — it wasn’t as competitive as we thought.
It clicked.
We realized we could probably sneak in with a delta neutral strategy. The idea was simple: buy $TRUMP tokens to climb the leaderboard, and short the same amount on Bybit to neutralize price risk.
We started with around $50K worth of $TRUMP tokens and shorted the same amount. That way, we were immune to price swings. It was a textbook delta neutral play.
Yes, $50K sounds like a lot. But to meet the most famous man in the world? A president of one of the leading countries in the world? That’s a bargain.
And more importantly — it wasn’t actually at risk. The capital was just parked for nine days.
Custom Script to Track the Leaderboard
We weren’t flying blind either.
A friend of ours built a script that tracked wallet holdings, holding duration, and projected final scores. We ran it several times per day to ensure we stayed in the top 200.
When things got close, we added more $TRUMP tokens and extended the short — always staying delta neutral.
In the end, we locked it in.
The total cost? Just $1,200 in funding fees from the short.
After the competition ended, we sold the $TRUMP tokens and closed the short. Not bad for a presidential dinner ticket. Even funnier — if we had held $TRUMP without shorting, we would have made a profit. The price went up between our buy-in and the end of the contest.
Still, with that much capital in play, going delta neutral was the safer move.
Then the media got wind of the story.
Within 24 hours, we were doing interviews with Bloomberg, Politico, Wall Street Journal, and more. A few crypto sites joined in, but it was the mainstream political outlets that went wild. We talked to CNN and were live on TV as well. They were cute shocked that the president of the US would give access to “simple meme investors” like ourselves.
Apparently, the idea of meeting Trump by farming meme coins was too juicy to ignore.
Some highlights:
There’s still more to come. Some interviews haven’t even aired yet. A few TV stations even reached out for live interviews. But I’m not sure if I want to blast my face across cable news. I’m shy like that.
Flying to Washington
The trip began the day before the big event.
We flew into Washington, D.C., checked into our hotel, and did some sightseeing. After all, if you’re meeting the president, you might as well visit the White House.
It wasn’t a solo mission either. Four of my friends — all hardcore airdrop farmers and traders — also got invited. We all made similar delta neutral plays and ended up securing seats.
Basically, it was a guy’s trip. A degen traders’ reunion. And we were heading to the most surreal crypto-political dinner of our lives.
Coming Up: The Trump Meme Dinner Experience
We just got back from the Trump meme dinner — and wow, what a ride.
Protesters at the Gate
As we arrived at the venue, we were greeted by a group of anti-Trump protesters. They were chanting and yelling at guests, trying to shame anyone entering the building.
That part really threw me off.
This was an investor dinner, not a political rally. But I guess when it involves Trump, emotions run high. Either way, it added some spice to the evening. Never a dull moment.
Trump Arrives Like a Movie Star
The event officially started at 5:30 PM. Guests were seated, wine was poured, and conversations flowed.
But the real show began at 7:30 PM.
That’s when President Trump made his entrance — and not just any entrance. He flew in by helicopter. No surprise, he knows how to make an entrance.
He gave a 30-minute speech that focused heavily on crypto.
He spoke with gratitude and enthusiasm, thanking everyone in the room for supporting innovation. He made it clear he’s pro-crypto and plans to keep pushing the space forward. He also acknowledged the struggles the crypto community faced under previous administrations.
It was a strong message, and you could feel the energy in the room.
Sadly, there was no moment to grab a selfie. After the speech, Trump exited the venue. But just hearing him speak up close was a surreal experience.
A Surprise Encounter with Justin Sun
We didn’t get to meet Trump directly — but we did shake hands with another crypto heavyweight: Justin Sun.
Yes, that Justin Sun.
The chat was short but solid. Unexpected, but a nice little win to add to the night.
The Food and Vibes
The dinner was three courses and surprisingly good.
We started with a fresh salad, followed by a main of steak and fish, then closed out with a rich chocolate dessert. The wine was flowing, and the conversations around the table were even better.
It felt like a reunion of online traders, airdrop farmers, and crypto builders — all in one room, all dressed up, and all slightly in disbelief that this was really happening.
Trump Raffle Time
Midway through the night, there was a raffle.
Trump gave away a few personal gifts — a Trump-branded watch, a pair of Trump shoes, and some other gear. Sadly, we didn’t win anything.
Still, the vibe was light and fun. People clapped, laughed, and raised their glasses either way.
Post-Trump Meme Dinner Media Blitz
After the dinner, I had no time to rest.
I rushed out to do a few interviews — including one with Coffeezilla and another follow-up with Wall Street Journal. Some might air soon, some may not. But either way, it was cool to share the story in real-time while the buzz was still fresh.
A Night to Remember
All in all, the Trump meme dinner was an unforgettable experience.
From protesters to helicopters, fine dining to crypto banter, it was the wildest blend of politics and crypto I’ve ever seen.
I met people I’ve known online for years but never seen in person. I talked shop with serious traders. I sat 20 meters away from the U.S. president while eating steak.
Doesn’t get more degen than that.
Let’s see what comes next — because this crypto chapter? It just keeps getting better.
